Sh*t guys say about periods
Featured in Cosmopolitan’s January issue, a list of what boyfriend’s have said about menstruation. Guys are silly.
“When I told my boyfriend that for the next few days we couldn’t have sex, he said, ‘Oh, because of shark week?’
“Do you get light-headed from losing that much blood?”
“My ex thought that a tampon sat in between a woman’s labia and said confidently, ‘And then you tie the string to your pubic hair so it stays put.”
“Does the blood come out of your sex hole or one of the other two?”
“I hate the week after your period more than the week you’re on it. When you’re on it, we can still have sex, but after it’s over, im afraid I might hurt you since the scabs probably haven’t healed yet.”
The one in bold, hands down, takes the award.
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